5 surgeons!
5 surgeons!
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything
inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when
he observed: "You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the
head and the ass are interchangeable.’
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