5 surgeons!

5 surgeons!

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best 
patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything 
inside is numbered." 
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try 
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best.  Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles , chimes in: "You know, I like 
construction workers.  Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." 
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when 
he observed: "You’re all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.  Plus, the 
head and the ass are interchangeable.’